Classic Jaz

After listening to Mum and Dad talking about dinner on the hands free while in the car:

Jaz: in a slightly horrified but also very interested tone: "Are we having snake for dinner?"

Mum: "No bub, we are having steak for dinner" stifles giggle

Jaz: "What's steak?"

Mum: "Meat" Mum looks in the rear vision to see a very puzzled look on Jaz's face. (to understand this you may first need to know that to Jaz, all meat is called chicken, except fish which is called salmon, unless you are having fish and chips in which case it is called fish. Get it? No? Us either)

Anyway...

Mum: "kind of like chicken but different"

Jaz now in a very understanding tone and nodding "Ohhh like Penguin?"

Mum laughing uproariously: "Well a chicken is somewhat like a penguin but different I guess, but no, we are not having Penguin for dinner, we are having steak."

Jaz: "Penguins flap their wings in the water like a butterfly."

Mum: "ummm ok"

Jaz: "I can flap my wings in the water like a butterfly penguin too, can't I Mum?"

Mum: "ummmm, yes, yes you can bub"